SNL’s John Mulaney knows all about ‘Law & Order’, alcohol-related amnesia and Trump tomfooleries
Michael-Oliver HardingYes, I mean, I make fun of myself and of other things, that’s kind of what fills the hour. I like the expression 'making fun' because people always use it in a negative way, and they’ll try to preface everything by saying: “Oh, we’re not making fun of this person but…” It sounds like such a good thing to do, to make fun out of someone, and yet it means that you’re mocking them. It’s just an expression I’ve always liked.
I had pretty funny friends, and I remember we would make up fake names for ourselves when there was a substitute teacher, and that would make me laugh to no end. I remember telling a substitute teacher that my name was Gus, and I couldn’t even get it out, I was laughing so hard.
Some days, after I’ve been on the road or working on SNL and I’m just exhausted, my girlfriend agrees to watching four hours of back-to-back Law & Order: SVU. I really get so excited when that’s happening.
I don’t know what it is. I’m not a big sports person, so I’ve never really understood why some people love certain teams and hate others. And yet I do kind of understand it in the context of Law & Order because I love Law & Order and I can’t be bothered to watch CSI. One seems just so much better than the other. There’s something about the pacing… I don’t know. It just speaks to me.
The only thing that's dangerous is when comedians describe New York the way it was in, like, the ‘80s, like if they talk about getting mugged or crazy people everywhere. I mean, Times Square is like Disneyland now. It’s like an M&M store. So when people talk about New York in terms of smoking crack and getting robbed, that’s something that kind of ended 30 years ago.
Well, it was a miserable decade but people made liquor in their bathrooms, so there was always an upside.
Hopefully, but it seems like some people keep doing it! From just speaking to friends of mine… What happens is, and I’ve said this on stage before, once you black out, your brain will start to automatically black out, like as soon as you taste alcohol, your brain is going to be like: “Ok, let’s power down now… I can see where this is going.”
I think people like being younger, so they remember what it was like when they were younger and they prefer that. I think people prefer anything when they were younger, like macaroni & cheese was better when you were a kid than it is today.
John Mulaney on SNL's Weekend Update
When I was growing up, I liked anything with John Lovitz. Lovitz’ Get To Know Me segments on Weekend Update, those were my favourite.
My joke about Trump is that he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. He’s like a hobo who dreams of having buildings with his name on them. It’s kind of like a kid fantasizing about being an adult and then being president is always the climax of that. So I thought it was perfectly in keeping.
John Mulaney “Making Fun”
July 29 and 30 at 11:30 p.m. | Théâtre Ste-Catherine | 264 Ste-Catherine E. | hahaha.com
Eugene Mirman and Pretty Good Friends (featuring Mulaney)
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The Alternative Comedy Show, hosted by Andy Kindler (featuring Mulaney)
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